Last week’s installment of irrelevant B-list celebrity cooking was all about dessert. First off, I’ve got this show figured out, the ex-celebrity that gets the most camera time is the one that goes home. At least that’s sort of the way it appears. It really doesn’t matter who got voted off. This week it was some former Miss America. She didn’t matter then, and really doesn’t matter now. But beauty pageants are a different topic all together.

The best part of this show is that now we get to see some of these B-listers true colors. My money at this point is on Coolio. Yes, you read that correctly, Coolio. For those who don’t remember, or are slightly younger than me, Coolio was a mid-90s two-hit rapper with such ear candy as Fantastic Voyage and Gangsta’s Paradise. That being said, he is a genius in the kitchen. This week Gramma’s Lemon Puddin’ Cake was a hit. Maybe even more so than Gangsta’s Paradise.

The most obvious and clear cut winner of the weekly competition was none other than 70’s comic star, Cheech Marin. Poached Pears, check. Red wine sauce, check. Brownies, check (them for weed). He even joked about making “special brownies.” There is no way he didn’t try and sneak some weed into the kitchen. I could have predicted that Cheech would make brownies with the volume on the TV turned down.

To wrap up, two-time Olympic gold medalist Summer Sanders made a salmon salad to save her self. Lou Diamond Phillips is a time bomb and a drama queen.